Utah County High Points - Sweetness and Vibes

Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on the map than either. --Edward Abbey

Quaking aspen (Populus tremuloides) is the best tree. 

Utah has 29 counties and 26 County High Points (three are shared between counties) and it has the highest mean county High Point in the entire United States. I just completed my goal of hiking to the top of each high point in September 2023 after four years of off-and-on diligence and I’m really proud of it! I’ve hiked and biked 281 miles up 75,518 vertical feet and fallen in love with so many new places. I tagged each summit solo and now I’m ready to be more sociable.

I know it sounds preposterous, but I’m not much of a hiker, I’m a schemer. I’m happy to literally ride my bike for days on end and I’ll ski anywhere without complaint, but I only hike if it’s required to get me to some other recreation destination (e.g., climbing) or if it’s part of a larger traverse, circumnavigation, or link up. I ended an 8-year relationship in 2019 and it left me feeling like a failure. I interpreted every personal and professional setback as one more thing I got wrong. I no longer had my primary climbing partner, I'd stopped running due to a back injury, and I was desperate for something that felt like success to fill the time I couldn’t spend on skis or bikes.  Shortly after my breakup I heard about this County High Point goal from a friend of a friend and held it in the corner of my mind until the snow melted. I didn’t realize until now that having such a big goal filled a void in my life left by that relationship and then embiggened by the COVID-19 quarantine.

The summits I got between 2013 and 2019 hold mostly serene memories for me (2013-2016 = 4 summits, 2019 = 7 summits). Looking at my pictures from all of 2020, it’s clear I spent that year running on adrenaline. Afraid of getting COVID from a social situation and even more afraid of giving COVID to a loved one, I just kept busy, but a safe busy because exposing emergency responders to COVID was also bad (2020 = 6 summits). I didn’t slow down until the fall when it was clear my mental and physical health needed some care and I could ski again. 2021 was not my year: there was job trauma, dating trauma, and I actually got COVID. I tagged no County High Points but did have some excellent out-of-state adventures on the Grand Teton and in Maine. I mark 2022 as the year I started to reclaim my health by going to all the health care practitioners and taking up the High Points journey again, but with bikes (4 new summits all with bike components). This year (2023) has been so introspective, I’m constantly asking, “What am I doing? And why?” The most introspective moments happened on the mountain. I got my final five county high points and my dogs joined me for three of them! I even attempted a summit with my good friends!

A full elk skeleton was one of the coolest finds hiking my #1 High Point - Bull Mountain

In all this solo travel I’ve only learned two things. First, express yourself! Telling a therapist what’s up, talking my way through scary scrambles, or just telling a friend I’m in a bad place has made all the difference. I’ve got a reputation for being independent but it’s mostly stubbornness. Mountain journeys go faster and I make better decisions with company because I’m expressing all the joy and trepidation I regularly feel. Second, the mountain will always be there. Don’t make a dumb choice at high elevation just because you made a plan. I ran into many instances where my Type-A personality was driving me to get a summit just because I’d said I would. I didn’t want to let snow, lightning, darkness, or disorientation get in my way. However, in talking myself through things I could remember that the mountain will always be there for another go, but I wouldn’t be if I died of exposure or electrocution.

The 26 County High Points are recounted in many good resources and listed alphabetically or by elevation. Rather than redoing what has already been done well, here I will list each summit in order of Sweetness. I’m a feelings person: the memory of my feelings lasts far longer than my memory of the route, so I’ll share a brief description of the vibe and a fun fact. Note that my definition of sweetness is often at odds with other sources on the internet and ranking 26 things becomes a bit arbitrary in the middle. Road Trip Ryan and High in Utah (Weibel and Miller, 1999) are both great resources for trip reports and summit instructions.

1.   Bull Mountain (Raft River Range) – Box Elder County – 9,934 ft (3,720 ft prominence). 

10.54-mile hike, 3,871 vertical feet

One of my hiking rules is to take pictures of every sego lily (Calochortus nutallii) because they are always beautiful and sometimes hide treasures like this green crab spider. 

Bull Mountain takes the number one spot because I found treasures (mushrooms, crab spiders hiding in sego lilies), got comfortable with off-trail navigation, and the views really are great. I have a soft spot for this weird, rarely visited corner of Utah and love any summit with views of Great Salt Lake.

The Bull Mountain cirque, very steep terrain just below a very flat summit. 

This corner of Utah drains into the Snake then Columbia River Basins, the rest of the state is part of the Great Basin and Colorado River drainages.

2.  Mount Waas (La Sal Mountains) – Grand County – 12,331 ft. 

8.41-mile hike, 3,427 vertical feet.

The La Sal Mountains might be my favorite range, they are so beautiful and intimidating. Mount Waas took two tries three years apart and I brought my dog on the redemption hike. They did so good! I, on the other hand, finally took a tumble on the talus. Turning back in 2020 was hard but helped me remember that the mountain will always be there for a second try, but if I make bad choices I might not be.

Me and my Goodest Girls, Pippa and Francis, enjoying the summit of Mt. Waas. 

Waas is a Ute word that means chief or man. WAAS is also an aviation navigation system.

3. Deseret Peak (Stansbury Mountains) – Tooele County – 11,031 ft (5,811 ft prominence). 

8-mile hike, 3,558 vertical feet

Deseret Peak from near the trailhead, such a striking mountain. 

An ultra prominence just an hour outside of SLC with no other hikers? It's true! And the trail to the summit is a loop. Deseret Peak was my 2nd High Point, but I hiked it before I knew of this scheme. The hike was part of a GSL-centric peak scheme and a return to solo adventures. A fire burned part of Skull Valley earlier that summer and hiking through the ashes was wild.

The scar from the Painter Springs fire. The ashes looked like smoke when they caught a gust of wind. 

Captain Stansbury might be responsible for the spelling of Tooele when he tried to spell tule. Deseret is a Mormon word associated with honeybees (the original rise and grind culture) and the name of their proposed territory.

4. Mount Nebo (Wasatch Range) – Utah County – 11,928 ft (5,488 ft prominence). 

9.28-mile hike, 3,905 vertical feet.

Proof that I have friends!

Friends, snow, and stolen views, AND there are coral fossils at 11,000 feet! I will hike this again so I can view the views. I started this hike with my friends and learned how much faster the miles go with people to chat with. I did the summit ridge hike alone and it was eerie hiking in the clouds. I couldn't see enough to know if my approach was exposed or not and basically tripped over the summit.

A little delirious at the summit of Mt Nebo, and a little annoyed that the sign maker got the elevation wrong. 

Mt Nebo, Utah is named after the biblical Mt Nebo where Moses died. Mount Nebo, Jordan is a real place.

5. Ibapah Peak (Deep Creek Mountains) – Juab County – 12,087 ft (5,269 ft prominence). 

12.58-mile hike, 5,611 vertical feet.

I spent much of 2011 staring at the Deep Creek mountains in wonder. Preparing for camping in this remote part of the state is an effort in itself. The hike was steep and the summit was windy, but there were also fighter jets messing around near the summit and buzzing through the canyon. Totally worth the effort.

Steep, rugged striking. I'm slow above 12,000 feet, but that's fine when I have views like this

Ibapah is an Anglicized version of the Goshute word Ai-bim-pa ("white clay water"). Google Maps and I disagree on how to pronounce it.

6. Delano Peak (Tushar Mountains) – Beaver and Piute County – 12,169 ft (4,689 ft prominence).

 4.99-mile hike (~1 mile hike-a-bike + crash-a-bike), 1,964 vertical feet

The Tushar Mountains are the 3rd highest range in Utah and very beautiful. 

I should have made it to the Tushar mountains sooner, will be back. I believed some chucklehead on the apps who said this trail was bikeable. After pushing my bike uphill for a mile, I did the rest on foot. I crashed my bike on the way down and learned why downhill riders wear full face masks.

Delano Peak is Named for Columbus Delano, Secretary of the Interior 1870-1875.

7. Mount Peale (La Sal Mountains) – San Juan County – 12,721 ft (6,161 ft prominence) 

7.6-mile hike, 3,158 vertical feet

Another La Sal summit that took two tries. This range humbles me so much, but I find comfort in the fact that the mountains hold no malice, even if they are menacing. I did this trail as a loop with a fun scramble across the ridge to Mount Tukuhnikivatz.

For a while I was doing yoga poses at each summit, I rethought that plan after nearly toppling over doing a crow pose on talus. 

Spanish explorers named the La Sal range The Salt Mountains in disbelief the white capped peaks were snow. Albert Peale was a mineralogist in 1875. 

8. American Fork Twin Peaks (Wasatch Mountains) – Salt Lake County – 11,489 ft (3,649 ft prominence)

2.55-mile hike, 1,037 vertical feet

Some say riding the aerial tram up from the Snowbird base area is cheating, but it's not a competition. The scramble across the sharp quartzite was very fun, the snow-slicked talus slop to the summit was not. Returning to an Oktoberfest beverage at Hidden Peak was delightful.

Fun, fun scrambling. And the smile of someone who didn't know what 2020 would bring. 

There are at least three "Twin Peaks" in the Salt Lake Valley (Broads Fork, American Fork, Avenues) and there are actually 3 peaks at AF Twin Peaks. Do better, mountain namers. 

9. Signal Peak (Pine Valley Mountains) – Washington County – 10,365 ft (4,485 ft prominence)

 19.18-mile bike + hike, 6,473 vertical feet

The Pine Valley Mountains are another striking desert range I've stared at for a while. I took the steep trail from Leeds that included a four-mile gravel bike to a campground that is almost always closed for fire danger. The wildflowers blooming in the old burn scar were so delightful and I loved the ascent from red rock desert, through scrub oak, then ponderosa pine to mountain meadows. Got very lost descending from the flat, nondescript summit.

You can see Zion National Park from the slopes of Signal Peak if you take the steep trail. 

Signal Peak is supposedly named because it was used as beacon for planes during WWII. 

10. Willard Peak (Wasatch Mountains) – Weber County – 9,763 ft (3,244 ft prominence) 

22.43-mile bike + hike, 4,813 vertical feet

I didn't want to hike Ben Lomond again, so I biked to the ridgeline from the Mantua side. The gravel road sucked going up and down, but there is some really fun single track between the road and the summit. The views of GSL are unbeatable.

My faithful rig Mags

Willard Peak is the farthest north summit in the Wasatch. It is named for Willard Richards, an early Mormon leader, but they may have meant to apply that name to the more prominent Ben Lomond Peak. 

11.  Mount Naomi (Bear River Range) – Cache County – 9,979 ft (3,159 ft prominence) 

31.36-mile hike, 9492 vertical feet (2-day backpack)

Mt Naomi is a Cache Valley classic and my first High Point. The last time I hiked it was as part of a 30-mile partial traverse of the Bear River Range from the Wind Caves to Cherry Peak. Learned a lot about proper backpacking shoes by wearing running shoes.

For every picture of me jumping on a summit there are 5 more of me trying to take off or landing awkwardly. 

Mount Naomi is named for Ruth's mother in the Bible. I prefer to believe it was named for my niece, Naomi, who is great.

12. Mount Ellen (Henry Mountains) – Garfield County – 11,522 ft (5,842 ft prominence) 

3.8-mile hike, 1,018 vertical feet

The Henry Mountains are so rad and I point them out whenever I see them. My Mt Ellen summit was part of a scheme to tag the highest point of 3 laccolith mountain ranges in southern Utah (La Sal, Abajo, Henry) and the only success. It's a delightful hike after a challenging drive. Didn't see any bison.

Elated to be high in the Henry's

The Henry Mountains are the most remote range in the lower 48 and the last to be mapped. The mountains support a buffalo herd that was introduced in 1941. Ellen was John Wesley Powell's sister.

13. Andy Nelson Peak (Markagunt Plateau) – Kane County – 10,027 ft 

8.79-mile bike + hike, 1,336 vertical feet

The Virgin River Rim - Navajo Lake bike trail system is so fun! Taking a detour on foot to bag this summit was pretty alright.

The technical term for single track like this is Sweet Sweet Nice.

Navajo Lake below contributes to both the Sevier River/Great Basin drainage and the Virgin River/Colorado drainage. The primary water inflow and outflow is groundwater (sinkholes).

14. Thurston Peak (Wasatch Mountains) – Davis and Morgan County – 9,706 ft 

9.33-mile hike, 2,253 vertical feet

Thurston Peak was the first in my dedicated scheme to bag all the county High Points. It was fun to skip along the ridgeline from Francis Peak to Thurston. Seeing the county I grew up in from above is always something.

The Great Western Trail in Davis County is a delightful jaunt across the ridge line. 

Utah tourism will always remind you that the Wasatch Mountains are home to The Greatest Snow on Earth ™ and this summit places you within an easy drive of 11 resorts.

15. East Mountain (Wasatch Plateau) – Emery County – 10,743 ft

4.13-mile hike, 1,467 vertical feet

I hiked to this summit while I was reacting to an interpersonal conflict and made poor navigation choices. I made this significantly harder by simply bushwhacking uphill from my camp spot. There is a trail to the summit that I took on the way down that is significantly easier than cross country travel and the raspberries on the trail were ripe and delicious.

Hiking in my pajamas. This is the only photo from this trip because I was in the beginning of my phone-wrecking phase (2019 to present). 

East Mountain is directly above the Crandall Canyon mine, the mine entrance is at 7,835 feet. The mine collapsed in 2007, killing 9 people.

16. South Tent Mountain (Wasatch Plateau) – Sanpete County – 11,285 ft (3365 ft prominence)

 15.15-mile bike + hike, 2,070 vertical feet

My style is to make things as hard as possible, so this summit was part of a Skyline Drive bikepacking scheme. This end of the drive is beautiful with plenty of mountain meadows and the hike was a welcome reprieve from pedaling.

A lot of the grassy ridges are terraced to prevent erosion caused by grazing. And there are still grazing animals, which feels bad to me. 

Probably got its name for being shaped like an old canvas tent, I'm happy the namers didn't call the north and south mountains Twin Peaks.

17. Fish Lake Hightop (Fish Lake Plateau) – Sevier County – 11,633 ft (4,153 ft prominence)

 9.8-mile hike, 2,576 vertical feet

The trail to the Fish Lake Hightop is a practice in extremes. The bottom half cuts steeply up the side of the plateau and the top half meanders over the flat top. There were so many sheep and I had the tune "Alexander Hamilton" stuck in my head the entire time. Did not love it but didn't hate it.

I was grateful to have GPS coordinates on summits like these that are so broad and so flat. 

Pando, an aspen clone that is the largest organism on earth, is in the mountains next to Fish Lake (the lake, which is near the summit and within the national forest of the same name).

18. Gilbert Peak (Uinta Mountains) – Summit County – 13,442 ft 

24.48-mile hike, 4,532 vertical feet

This hike was 80% off trail, but this cairn was one of only five total. 

The "check yo self before you wreck yo self" break is important at high elevation. I chose to download 4 waypoints for this loop instead of the whole GPS track that was available. Linking those waypoints was fraught. I tromped through a wetland in my excitement to be above tree line and nearly hiked over a cliff as I descended toward the wrong lake. Above 12,000 feet I trudge instead of hike.

Cottongrass (Erophorum scheuchzeri) in the most delightful alpine wetland.

The Uinta’s are one of the few ranges in North America that run east and west and the range hosts ~2,000 lakes. Karl Gilbert was a geologist. 

19. Kings Peak (Uinta Mountains) – Duchesne County – 13,528 ft (6,348 ft prominence)

32-mile hike, 4,084 vertical feet

My experience in the Uinta's is that the terrain is only ever flat or steep, there is no in between. 

I felt so bad ass doing this trail all by myself in a single day and kudos from other hikers got to my head. Then I got caught in thundersnow and ran away weeping and sliding on the quartzite like a dumb ass. I found instructions for a short cut on this trail that saves 7 miles, would really have appreciated that in 2014.

Pretty elated to get this summit and to have someone there to take my picture. All other's here are selfies taken using a timer. 

King's Peak is also the Utah State High Point, but it was unknown if the north or south summits was highest until 1966. Clarence King was the first director of U.S. Geological Survey.

20.  Eccentric Peak (Uinta Mountains) – Daggett and Uintah County – 12,276 ft.

 6.33-mile hike, 2,554 vertical feet.

The benchmark summits look more impressive from afar than when you're on them. 

The flat Eccentric BM (benchmark?) is very different from the craggy summits of the western Uinta’s. I enjoyed the high elevation talus trudging with my dogs until we started hearing a nearby thunderstorm. Either they were reacting to my anxiety or knew to be anxious around lightning, but they were right to hustle me down from the summit. The BM label these peaks doesn't mean bowel movement to those that installed the benchmarks, but it does to me because pooping is funny.

Daggett County is the least populous in Utah (935 people in 2020) and was established as a separate county from Uintah Co in 1917 because travel around the Uinta Mountains was so arduous. Use Uinta for geographic features, Uintah for political boundaries.

21. Mount Cardwell (Uinta Mountains) – Wasatch County – 10,743 ft 

2.57-mile hike, 656 vertical feet

On this hike I got to the highest peak in Wasatch County and the highest point, which is a spot on the flank of Murdock Mountain that the county boundary crosses.

The highest point in Wasatch County near the highest summit

The Salt Lake Tribune ran a contest in 1996 to name the unnamed county high points in Wasatch, Rich, and Kane Counties. 

22. Bridger Peak (Bear River Range) – Rich County – 9,255 ft 

2.3-mile hike, 982 vertical feet

I loved being back in the Bear River Range and enjoyed the wildflowers, but there is very little else to speak of with this hike.

You can see Bear Lake from Bridger Peak, which is something to speak of.

This peak was named for the explorer Jim Bridger. Three cities (WY, MT, and SD), two mountain ranges, a wilderness area, and a ski area are also named for him.

23. Brian Head (Markagunt Plateau) – Iron County – 11,307 ft (3,747 ft prominence) 

5.15-mile bike, 809 vertical feet

A road takes you to a parking lot and old CCC structure at the summit, but I made it more challenging by biking instead of driving. It was so unusual to have so many other people around for a high point, I'm usually alone.

The Markagunt Plateau is a volcanic field that was active between 5.3 million years and 10,000 years ago. In the list of risky volcanic areas, the only worry about the Markagunt is that volcanic activity would disrupt the reservoirs in the area and block the highway to Brian Head.

24.  Mine Camp Peak (Pahvant Range) – Millard County – 10,222 ft (3,001 ft prominence) 

1.01 mile hike, 589 vertical feet

You can drive within a ha1.01-milef this summit, which I chose to do over a 20-mile hike. However, I still made it difficult by bringing the dogs, who did not like all the cows at the trailhead.

I found no information about the Pahvant Range, aside from its geological composition. The Pahvant Valley has several rock art and rock hounding locations.

25. Bluebell Knoll (Aquarius Plateau) – Wayne County – 11,328 ft (2,900 ft prominence). 

1.11-mile hike, 182 vertical feet

The instructions I had said "Pick a rock, any rock." The road to the top of the plateau runs within a quarter mile of the summit, but I still got a mile of hiking in trying to find the right rock.

I think the view from Bluebell Knoll is better than the view of Bluebell Knoll. 

The Aquarius Plateau is the highest forested ("timbered") plateau in North America and sits above the highest "step" of the Grand Staircase.

26. Monument Peak (Wasatch Mountains) – Carbon County – 10,452 ft. 

18.29-mile bike, 3,101 vertical feet

A gravel road takes you right to this summit, but I made the journey harder by biking that road from the highway on a flat tire. Also, there were scary sheep dogs.

Carbon County was settled in the 1870s and all the people that moved in to participate in coal mining made it the most ethnically diverse county in the state.

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So, what now? It’s pretty exciting scheming up the next big thing. Maybe I’ll descend these summits on skis? Or try to reach the lowest point in each county? I’m most intrigued by trying to reach the highest point in each individual mountain range in the state (ohmygosh, the West Desert is going to be so cool). Or maybe I could tackle the slowest known time on the WURL? The possibilities are endless!

The Weirdest Quarantine Phase Yet

I have reached the strangest phase yet of quarantine: Watching "The Little Mermaid" On Repeat. 

"The Little Mermaid" was released in 1989, the year I turned six. While on its own it is a great movie, it really spoke to me as a girl with big red hair and a rock collecting hobby. 

The Downard's circa 1992.

I'm pleasantly surprised by how well this movie holds up to my very fond childhood memories of it, but I can also see some of my long running issues might be rooted in the same film. What follows are the best and worst parts of the movie, according to me, a 37-year-old lady and native Utahan. 

The Parts That Hold Up Well 

The Music 

• Part of the Your World is the best song ever written. It is not up for debate. I couldn't have anticipated that the line, "I want to be where the people are" would become so resonant. But I also really love, "What's a fire? And why does it, what's the word, BURRNNN?" Additionally, I love that Ariel is a collector, especially now that all I do is wander past my rock collection muttering, "Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? [...] But who cares? No big deal. I want more." 

   

• This might be my dog, Pippa's, least favorite thing. I sing it a lot and singing is not one of my top skills, but I gotta sing this song with all my feelings. 

• Under the Sea really slaps and it has an excellent message about gratitude, an abundance mindset, and biodiversity (even if they put freshwater species like newts in a saline waterbody). My favorite gratitude line: "Nobody beat us, fry us and eat us, in fricassee." I can add "No one will eat me in fricassee" to my gratitude journal most days.  

  

• I'm happy to report, now that I've been snorkeling quite a few times, that under the actual ocean appears just as festive as the animation. And being a fan of clams, I do believe that each little clam here knows how to jam here. 

The People and Relationships 

• Sebastian is a great mentor. He starts out declaring Ariel a headstrong teenager, but then helps her stay safe while she pursues her dreams. He both cares about her singing talents and her well-being. Parents of children named Sebastian, did you all name your Sebastian's after the crab? If so, awesome! 
• Prince Eric is genuinely attractive, even though he is a 32-year-old animated character. 

• Grimsby tells Eric, "Far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood. One warm and caring and right before your eyes." After reading through too many Hinge profile responses to "I'm looking for..." that specify unrealistic dream girls, I feel this in my bones. 

• In recent watching I noticed that Ariel is the hero for the first two-thirds of the movie. She saves Eric from drowning, seeks out the help of the Sea Witch without backup, and shows Eric how to drive a carriage. Bad ass and competent. Also, it's pretty damn accurate that a hurricane, which is mostly wind and lightning (my biggest fears), ruins everything for the sailors. 

The Culture 

• The scene where the chef, Louie, sings about cooking seafood has made me unbearable when I try to speak French. Generally, I found it to be a difficult language, but I was able to confidently order fish (les poissons) in Normandy because I watched this movie closely. However, when ordering les poissons, it is impossible not to follow it up with "Hee hee hee, haw haw haw." It's a nice thing that only I find amusing. 

Le Poissons in France! Hee hee hee, haw haw haw!

• There's a point in the movie when King Triton says, "Now I consider myself a reasonable merman." And now I finally hear how close Merman and Mormon sound. 

The Problematic Parts 

Bodies and What They Can Do 

• Okay. We've got to talk about the seashell top and the boobs in it. First of all, if you've got a neck as skinny as Ariel's, you can't grow boobs that big. Would it have really hurt the animators to draw a more reasonable profile? B of all: the strap on that seashell bra is not sufficient to hold up anything, even A-cup seashells. It is too thin and not elastic enough. Finding a supportive bra/swimsuit top has taken up more of my adult life than I expected since I grew up with "The Little Mermaid" setting my expectations.  

• Hair. Thick hair does not behave this way in the water: 

•  And hair definitely does not do this when you emerge from the water. 

• If you don't restrain your hair it will only cover your eyes and/or get in your mouth while you swim. Once out of the water, it will become plastered to your head in whatever configuration it fits. Watching Ariel's beautiful hair move around with a simple toss of her head gave me more unreasonable expectations than the seashell top. I'm still angry about it. 

The prospect of brushing this makes my scalp hurt

• Ariel's eyes take up approximately one-third of her face. Where are her sinuses? How could she wear corrective lenses? 
• Posing gracefully on sea rocks (see gif above) is impossible: they are pointy, slippery, and covered in crabs and barnacles. This is especially true if there are waves. 

• Yet I will try every chance I get. 

Relationships 

• Love at First Site. It is not real nor worth trading your voice for. You can't trust your impressions of someone if the first time you see them they are on a boat with a dog. Everyone looks good on a boat and dogs are chick magnets. 

• The One. Romantic notions and dating strategies that revolve around finding The One are just wrong. I'm more incensed, though, about the idea that you'll know you've found The One when you see them (see point above). This toxic ideology is especially problematic when you take into account that Ariel is a teenager. Her brain is still developing and she can't accurately assess the risks and consequences of her romantic choices. Ursula is clearly taking advantage of this. 

• King Triton destroying his daughter's treasure collection is messed up, especially compared with the loving listening from Sebastian. At least he feels bad for it later in the movie. However, I expect him to have more parenting skills with his youngest child.

There you have it. Now I encourage you to watch "The Little Mermaid" and let me know what stands out to you. I love you. Stay safe!

Make Good Choices!

Do you ever have a phrase that runs through your head in a specific person’s voice? The one that’s been stuck in my head all year is my sister saying, “Make good choices!” Specifically, in the exacerbated tone she uses to remind her 10-year-old to make good choices. It pops into my head whenever I get lost hiking or have some terrain to negotiate scrambling or a line to pick skiing. Now I say it to my friends when they leave somewhere they’ll be making choices.

For the record, we make great choices!

During my recent trip to Hawaii I had to remind myself to make good choices constantly because solo vacationing is mostly just making choices. Where to sleep, what to eat, how to avoid crowds, what to do, how to get to the places to do things… I’m grateful I got a vacation, but, damn, so many choices.

Rainbows on the slopes of Mauna Loa? Awesome!

The literal high point and emotional everything point of my trip was summiting Mauna Loa. I figured summiting the 2nd tallest mountain in Hawaii via the 12-mile summit trail from the weather observatory was a great way to not celebrate Thanksgiving. And it was really great! I got to pee into a crevasse I couldn't see the bottom of! I saw so much cool lava rock! I added 8 miles to my day because I spotted so cool rocks on a different trail! I saw the best sunset of my trip that was full of great sunsets! I spent 8 hours above 12,000 feet! I tripped and fell hard enough I thought I broke my hand! I cried, sang, and talked my way down the mountain for 2.5 hours!

So, some good choices were made along with some sub-optimal choices. 

You might have been tempted to detour for this lava rock, too

I couldn’t fully grasp the enormity of Mauna Loa or the Moku‘āweoweo caldera until I saw the summit. Mauna Loa rises 13,681 feet above sea level (more than 100 feet higher than Utah’s highest point), but then the volcano continues below sea level for another 16,000 feet and it’s so massive that the ocean floor is depressed 26,000 feet, bringing its total height from top to bottom to 56,000 feet (way bigger than Everest)! The lava produced by Mauna Loa is more flowy than other types of lava, so it spreads out farther creating a shield volcano: it’s tall but doesn’t look it because it’s so broad.  Average slope is 2-3 degrees, so I got 20 miles of hiking in but only 3,000 feet of elevation gain.

It was kind of exciting packing a down jacket and gloves along with my snorkel gear

Mauna Loa is very young and still changing. The oldest flows on the volcano are 200,000 years old and it's most recent eruption was in 1984. For comparison, the granite at the mouth of Little Cottonwood Canyon is 32 million years old, and that’s young for Utah rock. While not actively spewing lava, things are still happening on Mauna Loa. The week I visited the summit was ‘inflating’ and there were 110 small earthquakes. I even saw a steam vent in the caldera, which indicates the rock there was at least 900°F. Eruptions of Mauna Loa have played a constant role in Hawaiian history, disrupting battles and obliterating cities. During a 1942 eruption the Army Air Force actually tried dropping bombs on the lava flow to change its path away from a city!

Moku‘āweoweo caldera - this was once a lake of liquid hot magma!

The path across the lava flows are marked by ahu: rock stacks. I love the care that goes into building these signals across the landscape. With no plants or soil to cut trails through, the only way to know where to go is to follow the ahu. Seriously, I went all day without seeing a single plant and only a few spiders. 

Ahu + Mauna Kea

As I got to the summit I had to have a serious make-good-choices heart to heart with myself. Due to my detour, I didn't reach the top until sunset. It would be hard to follow the ahu in the dark, and it would only get colder. I’d been above 12,000 feet for several hours by then and it was hurting my head and I still needed my wits about me to negotiate the downhill terrain. I was already stumbling a bit, perhaps due to fatigue or hunger or elevation, so I sat down for a victory beverage and some sardines with crackers. Also, selfies.

I tried summit yoga, as I like to do, but was unable to stand on one leg for any period of time

After my snack, I started speed walking back at dusk repeating, "make good choices" specifically referencing my foot placement. An old back injury I neglected for many years has weakened my right leg, so I trip a lot on my right foot and have to constantly remind it to do it's job. But also there was an amazing sunset to view! And Mauna Kea was looking good as hell! So it was a distracted hustle.

Just before tragedy struck

There I was, alone on the most massive volcano in the world. Making an intense move where I shifted my weight from my right foot to my left – you might call it a step – when out of nowhere this gnarly piece of basalt grabbed my right foot and sent me flying through the air. I hit the ground hard and it hurt so much! I got up quickly because there was no time to waste (and what if Pele saw) and it happened again! At which point I stayed on the ground and sobbed.

I literally yelled, “This is stupid!!! Why am I even doing this?!?!” And sobbed very loudly because there was no one to hear me.

All I wanted was some company. Someone to validate my pain and tell me that I don’t make terrible choices. But I was as alone as I could possibly get. None of the text or video messages I’d sent from the summit had gone through. The only person who even kind of knew what I was doing was the guy I was dating and we weren’t at a point where he could know whether I wasn’t texting him because everything was fine and unremarkable or because I was mortally wounded on top of a mountain 3,000 miles away. And I’d said I would be going on a gentle, not-steep, 10-mile hike. That was a bad choice (the failure to leave details like a trail name and start and end time; it's fine to not develop telepathy in the first weeks of dating).

I sat there on the mountain for several minutes sobbing before I was able to make good choices. It went something like this:

• Quick head to toe WFR check to make sure everything was fine. Right hand and left knee hurt like hell - still do - but they were probably not broken.
• Turn on the headlamp and plug in the power brick. Good job, Becka! You were prepared there.
• Look at the ground, dummy! Once the sun finally set, I was able to focus a little better on my foot placement.
• Sing! When I am most scared, the only songs I can remember are the church songs of my youth. I am bad at singing and only bust these songs out when I’m scared, so it’s pitchy and shaky. Unfortunately, it’s been a while, so my playlist was brief:
• I Am a Child of God (x7)
• The Spirit of God (x3)
• The Army of Helaman song (can’t remember the name, so just once)
• How Great Thou Art (x1.5. Oof. That song makes me feel things)
• Joy to the World --> Silent Night --> Deck the Halls (when did these become one song I can’t remember all the words to?)
• I had ‘Alexander Hamilton’ from ‘Hamilton’ stuck in my head all summer, so I thought I could recite it on my own. I got a few lines in before the mumbles took over.

• Once I ran out of things to sing, it was time to talk. Despite the previous wailing and singing, I feel really self-conscious just talking to myself out in the wilderness. But there’s no better way to get your mind away from freaking out about all the scary things hiding in the darkness than to dissect all the things that have and could yet go wrong in your dating life. I think I made some good progress. I talked through some recent devastating conversations and my experience with the current dating person. I talked through applying what I’ve learned from therapy and books to future decisions.

Full moon was bad for star gazing, great for night hiking

Eventually the weather observatory came into view and I made it back to my car. One of the things I love about a long hike is that I come down a different person than I was when I started.

Unfortunately, on the drive down to Hilo (at sea level), I passed through a cloud of something I was very allergic to and turned into a snotty mess. Then I had to wait for 30 minutes before I could finally get into my hotel room and blow my nose. It was the most painful nose blow I’ve ever had. My skull hadn’t fully repressurized because of all the boogers. And it took three blows before I cleared everything out. I was once again curled up on the ground crying, but this time I was quieter because there were people around to hear me scream, ‘Ohmygod! My sinuses!’

My very fancy, kind of cold Thanksgiving dinner after the summit

When things calm down, I highly recommend a visit to Kona. It has everything a science nerd could ever want. Geology, botany, history! Holes into the dang Earth! And the things they can cook in banana leaves… drool… Try the Lau Lau plate.

Until then, you can still check out what’s happening on Mauna Loa here: https://www.usgs.gov/volcanoes/mauna-loa/volcano-updates