Thursday, August 27, 2009

Becka Overcomes a Major Fear


An epic poem to describe how I faced my fears on Tuesday. Epic like "The Odyssey" and "Beowulf."

I love office supplies.
They make me happy.
And they do useful things.

I do not love electric office supplies.
They are scary.
Nay, they are not to be trusted.
Electric staplers, electric pencil sharpeners.
There is no need for them.

Tuesday I had to staple 140 documents.
And I couldn't find the regular stapler.
And I didn't want to ruin my hands stapling.

I had to make friends with the Panasonic Electric Stapler.
I only flinched for the few 20 staples.
I even learned how to refill it's staples.
(I fed the little office demon)

Then it over-heated.
I waited.
I decided that I still like plain staplers best.
They don't overheat.
And you have to be a real spaz to accidentally staple your hand with one.

However, I am no longer fearful of electric staplers.
Though I remain leery of them.

Electric pencil sharpeners are still on the shit-list.
I will never trust them.
Use a regular pencil sharpener.
Are use a mechanical pencil.

Post-its and pens are still the office supplies I like best.
They make the world a better place.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Most Ridiculous Chat Ever


OK, the title is probably a lie. I've had many ridiculous chats in my life, but this one is definitely on the list. I set up internet in my apartment today. I've found this is best done over the internet, but when I was setting everything up, I ran into a $99.99 'professional' installation fee. I tried to avoid clicking on it, but the only other option was to click on the $149.99 'you suck hard' installation fee.

I don't need anything professional done. I just need them to go to the box on the back side of my house and do whatever they do to the cable there. However, I knew that I couldn't get a 'stay out of my house' installation option. No matter how much I tried to avoid clicking on an installation option, they refused to let me pass onto the 'customize' option without clicking something. Dirt bags.

I decided the best way to get some internet in my apartment and avoid paying $100 for a 15 minute visit from the Comcast guy was the ask nicely, through their chatroom option. The first person told me I would pay anywhere between $50 and $100 for installation. While that's still pretty hefty, I can still manage it. In the end, I'm paying $50 for installation, and getting my internet on the 26th, and hopefully it will avoid the Almost-Fail Day I had today.

Here are the snippets from this delightful chat. I almost fell out of my chair, it was so ridiculous.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:41:09 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

I have great news for you Rebekah!


Rebekah_(Wed Aug 19 2009 15:41:21 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

Oh, yeah?


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:41:50 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

I just gave you a$40.00 discount in your install fee.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:42:13 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

You will just pay $50.00 for installation.


Rebekah_(Wed Aug 19 2009 15:42:24 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

That is great news.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:42:33 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

It is!


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:42:44 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

I will now schedule your installation.

I also enjoyed this portion of it, because it's so polite:

Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:35:39 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

Thank you.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:35:44 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

I am now making your account.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:36:37 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

Thank you for patiently waiting.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:36:39 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

I am going to process your order now. Please give me a moment to process this for you and thank you.


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:36:59 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

I understand you already have a modem with you? Is that correct?

And, of course, there was the sales pitch. I just feel bad for them when they have to ask, because I remember having to do that when I worked for Qwest. I cringed everytime, because I was afraid the person on the other end was going to tell me to pull my head out of my ass again.

Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:37:56 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

Rebekah, I see here that you are eligible for our HD Triple Play Starter for as low as $114.99. That already includes three services; phone, cable and internet service. All three services in just one low price. Do you want me to sign you up for this?


Rebekah_(Wed Aug 19 2009 15:38:11 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

No, I just want the internet


Roylei(Wed Aug 19 2009 17:38:26 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time))>

No problem.

But really, I was balking at an installation fee, why would I want all three services for one low price (and who calls $115 cheap?).

Anyways, just wanted to share that, because I was tickled to be a part of it.

(The picture at top is not meant to suggest that I am an African Crowned Crane, nor was the Comcast analyst a crane, I just like those birds, and like having pictures on my blog.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Becka Makes Good Decisions

I know, I know. Three posts in one day, I could be doing other things my time. I promise, this is the last for today. Going through my camera I found this gem.


A few weeks ago I was craving processed foods and ended up with a box of day old doughnuts from Smith's. Most of them were your garden variety glazed, frost and cake doughnuts. Then there were these. I don't even know what to think of them, florescent frosting, gummy bears/worms and fruity pebbles? I didn't eat them though, which I think is one more example of the excellent decision making I am capable of.

(I also didn't eat a croissant covered in chocolate frosting. Buttery, flaky and chocolate-y don't go together in my book. Be just buttery and flaky or just chocolate-y, don't be all three.)

Stand Your Ground, Don't Poop Your Pants

(This is how I look standing my ground, it seems to be a pretty good way to scare off wildlife)

The other day I tried to conquer Mt. Logan again...and failed...again! However, rather than sink into despair, I've decided to focus on the cool things I saw.

I was cruising up the mountain, but stopping to take notice of the pretty flowers. I have this almost irresistible urge to pick flowers, but then my conscience kicks in and reminds me that if everyone picked flowers no one would get to enjoy them. It sucks, but I feel better about myself in the end, not having taken away from someone else's experience, and setting a good example (even if I was the only one in the canyon that day). I took lots of pictures of flowers, here's one that sort of turned out. My ultimate goal is to be able to recognize flowers, so far I can tell an Indian Paintbrush and Evening Primrose.

Then I ran into this fungal oddity. As near as I can tell, this is a fungus. It looks like a wad of toilet paper, and is a bit bigger than a softball, but it's spongy. I poked it both times I passed it and still feel like it might actually be an alien life form. I should have taken a mycology class.

Things really got exciting about an hour later when I ran into my first moose of the month. I've run into a moose outside before. It was on Causey Reservoir, a moose had parked itself in the water about 15 feet away from the beach I was kayaking to. As exciting as it was to see a moose, I was really disappointed that I wouldn't be able to chill on the beach the moose was so effectively guarding. I considered trying to kayak past it, and figured I could do it, but getting back in the water seemed kind of risky. I spent more time than I should have debating what I knew about moose behavior. I knew that females with calves would be aggressive, but I wasn't sure about the males. In the end I kayaked away, without taking a break on the best beach there. I've since learned that anything with antlers shouldn't be trusted, they have too much testosterone and the ability to gore you.

Anyways, here's the moose I saw, it's a little blurry, but that's because I decided not to sneak up on it to get a better picture.

And here it is running away. I felt kind of victorious because it was the first time I got to use my new mantra: Stand your ground, don't poop your pants. The mantra came from an "Outside Magazine" article on rodeo clowns, but I thought it was applicable in most areas of everyday living.

It was at this point that I realized I wasn't on a trail. Along the way there had been little plastic flags tied to things, but they weren't really necessary for finding the trail. Suddenly they were necessary. For the last few minutes I'd been following the path a marmot had dug under the ground, and really that's not a reliable way to get to where you want to go. Eventually I spotted a flag about 50 yards away and hiked toward it. I spent the next hour hiking through brush and trees following these plastic flags. I was really hoping they were put where they were to illuminate a trail, but toward the end of the journey it began to seem like someone was just playing a prank on me. I tried my best to avoid hiking through any place with a lot of trees, because that seemed to most likely place to run into moose. By the end of the hike I had run into moose at 4 different locations. It's possible I saw the same individual multiple times, but they don't wear distinct styles of antlers to help me distinguish individuals, so I'll never know.

In the end I ended up about 100 vertical feet short of where I thought the peak was. I hiked for as long as I could before turning back. I kept thinking that if I made it to the top I would find the easy way down (and there has to be an easy way down, there's a cell phone and fire watch tower at the top, there has to be an access road). But at 8:30 I decided since I was hiking using binoculars to find my path, I had best turn back before the sun went down. [I think that's excellent proof that I am capable of making good decisions.] Here's what I was facing, there are two flags in this picture, can you find them?

If not, here they are again.

Here's what I was hiking through most of the time. If you can find a trail through this you're amazing. I try not to be scared by much, but it really freaks me out to be hiking through waste high brush, not know what I'm stepping through.

A fun trick I learned about a year ago to tell sunset is put up your hand and measure the distance between the sun and horizon with it. For every hand distance between the sun and horizon, there's an hour between that time and sunset (ex. four hand breadths means about 4 hours until sunset), and each of your four fingers (don't add your thumb into the measuring mix) gives you about 15 minutes. So with two fingers (or 30 minutes) until sunset, I turned back. It was difficult, this is my disappointed face.

The views from up top were amazing. I like the one below in particular because it shows several mountain ranges (the nearest is the Wellsvilles, the next is the Promontory Mtns, and behind that I have no idea), Cutler Marsh, the Bear River and the Square Ponds. I love the Square Ponds, it's where Logan's waste water goes through it's primary treatment. Solids settle out and bacteria and algae digest a lot of organic materials.
Here's the view to the north, it's kind of cool to be able to see Logan Canyon from above.

On the way back down I tried trail running the dark again, and I was far more successful this time. I only tripped a couple of times, but I managed to catch myself before I ate any dirt. I also managed to get some poor-quality pictures of the nocturnal wildlife in Dry Canyon. Here's one of those creepy Common Poorwills. Note the glowing eyes, and imagine how scary it is to catch those eyes in the beam of my headlamp from several yards back. Creepy.

And here's blurry picture of the horrible spiders. Note how the eyes are big enough to gleam in the flash, those are some pretty big spiders.
I'd hate to end this epic blog on a creepy note, so here are some more pretty flowers.
Sorry for the errant bolding. It seemed like a good way to break up such a long post.

Quick Brag

Warning: here comes a bit of bragging, I've been looking for something to be excited about this week, and here it is!

I've been having a bit of a loser week. I've got plenty to do, but no impending deadlines, so I've not done much. Today I had to reply to my advisor's email, asking if I'd heard anything back about this conference I submitted an abstract for. She emailed me about it yesterday, but I hadn't gotten anything done, and didn't really feel like admitting that I hadn't heard anything, because it felt like failure. Anyways, I emailed back this morning that I hadn't heard anything, then three hours later I heard back from the Ecological Society of America that my poster had been accepted! I'm really excited for another opportunity to present my research, and the whole conference sounds exciting to hear, its called "Water, Ecosystem Services, Drought and Environmental Justice." Those are four topics I love, and now I get to attend a conference covering them all! Yeah me!

Things like this help me push on in my research because it makes me believe someone else thinks the things I'm studying are interesting. I've been pretty lucky in receiving a bump like this every week, usually in the form of a good interview with someone who is both passionate about the resource they're protecting and interested in talking with me.

Anyways, sorry for the geek-out, I'm just excited. The only down-side is that this conference is scheduled during the last few days I can schedule to defend my thesis and still walk in the graduation. So, it seems I won't be putting my defense off until the last day possible because I'll be in Athens, Georgia. Boo ya!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

On a Sadder Note

There was a mudslide in The Island on Saturday. It didn't get close to my home, but has still made me more sad than I thought it would. The mudslide killed 3 people and displaced a bunch of families. I used to walk past those homes every night, I saw these really happy kids running back and forth between their houses almost every night, then when I looked up what happened online I saw those same kids crying in pictures. It was heart-wrenching. I hope they can get back in a house soon. I've felt better wandering down around the site and seeing that there's a pretty steady stream of people volunteering, reminds me that Logan is a pretty good place.

The other thing that makes me sad is the reporting going on in Logan. The Herald Journal isn't my favorite source of news, and I think their editorials tend to be kind of crazy. However, I think it's kind of horrible that issues in Logan are reported better in the Salt Lake Tribune. I figured it out a few months ago when a fraternity pledge up here died of alcohol poisoning, and the Tribune covered it better than the HJ. It almost seemed like they were trying to pretend it hadn't happened.

Anyways, here are some links to the story.
"Logan failed to act of canal warnings"
Landslide Photos

I hope it clears up soon and some real changes are made. I'm trying to avoid finger pointing, but it looks like there are issues with keeping leaky canals safe and with responding to complaints about flooding in the Island. While it's important to identify who is responsible for the landslide, I'm hoping the powers that be spend more time ensuring it doesn't happen again, rather than covering than fingering a scape goat. Now that it's clear lives are on the line, it seems like something should change.

Sorry about the bummer of a post, it's just been on my mind.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Nerd Alert: More Bird Pictures

I spent today in at Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge, and it was pretty nice. I sat in on a meeting with a bunch of people involved in Bear River issues, then took the opportunity to drive around the Refuge, while I was there. I got some pictures, they're not amazing, but I'm proud I was able to get them with my camera from my truck. Some day I'll have a fancy camera and the time to stake out a position and get some really good shots, but I thought I'd share what I've got.

This is probably my favorite picture. It's a Black-necked Stilt, a cool bird in its own right, but I like how you can see its reflection in the water.

Here are some Pelicans. I like pelicans, they're such goofy looking birds in the water, but when they fly they looking really cool. Plus, they remind me of my Grandpa singing "Poor Mr. Pelican, mouth can hold more than his belly can."

These are some Western Grebes and grebelets (a word I made up). Grebe mating behavior is really interesting, they weren't displaying though (as the mating has already happened, obviously).

Here's a Snowy Egret, there were lots of them later, but they're hard to take a picture of, as they somehow refuse to sit still and wait for me to aim my camera.

And here's an American Avocet, one of my favorite birds. They're kind of graceful, and shorebirds in general are fun to watch.

This is a Barn Swallow chilling on a sign. I like to watch them dodge around catching bugs around bridges and stuff, because I'm a geek.

This isn't the best picture of a White-faced Ibis, but I think it kind of shows the different colors their feathers can turn, because they're really iridescent. They've got these wicked long beaks, and are just generally cool. My dad, Alex and I kayaked the Bear River about a year ago and saw huge flocks of Ibis' dropping down on the refuge for the night, it was cool.

I got some pictures to try and capture the lowered water levels in the wetlands. There are a lot of decisions being made as to how to manage the water, as the refuge can expect to see their water supply drop significantly as irrigation season begins. I think it's cool that not only have wetland plants adapted to being inundated with water, but they can also deal with seasonal lack of water. It's pretty cool.

If you get the chance to head up to the Refuge I highly recommend it. Even during the middle of the day in July you can see lots of birds. It's very cool. Also, check out the movie they have at the Visitor's Center, it's called "Wings of Thunder" and is amazing.