Thursday, January 22, 2009

My Most Dangerous Adventure Yet!

So tonight I had to go to...THE WALMART PHARMACY!!! And it was freaking intense! I was going to go out the back way (past the Kampus Korner, through the Continental and Pinecrest parking lots, down the Cobble Creek stairs to 1000 N), but then I saw police lights on 900 N and thought I'd see what was going on, and it was insane!

There were at least 6 cars involved in an accident. By the time I rolled by there were 3 cop cars, 1 cop truck, a sand truck, and few couples standing on the sidewalk talking about how they were physically fine but emotionally traumatized. Crazy.

I figured I should walk, the sidewalk were pretty scary, but I pressed forward. Then I slipped and fell...in a puddle with icy mud at the bottom.

Then a powerline dripped water in my eye. And my cell phone fell out of my pocket. Then I went back to get it.

The farther I walked the icier it got. I decided to find my inner Apollo Ono/Michelle Kwan (because I'm speedy/graceful).

I made it to the pharmacy just in time, and with style.

Then I put on my helmet and crap-ons, grabbed my ice axe and headed back up the mountain to the Retro House. Unfortunately what I really needed was a kayak, or a steam boat, as 1000 N had turned into a raging, freezing river while I was in the store.

I eventually made it home safe and sound, but sopping wet. I made some cocoa and watched "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." It was hilarious. It almost made up for my bruised back, wet outdoor wear and missing a movie with friends. As perilous as my journey was, I'm certainly glad I wasn't in one of the cars that were going about striking one another. And that I was extra weary of the icy roads, as I was almost struck by a vehicle trying to cross the street (it would have been their fault, but that doesn't really matter after you've been struck by a vehicle).


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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Becka's Almost-Fail-Day...and why I believe in humanity again



So I don't make plans very often. When I do come up with a plan I feel the need to follow through with it because they don't come by that often. I decided that I really should go snowshoeing in Logan Canyon on Saturday because I wanted to go snowshoeing, I wanted to figure out exactly what's up the the canyon, and I didn't want to waste the day on the Internet. The plan even had a vague time-frame, which I immediately botched. I was going to be out the door by 10:00, but I didn't really roll out of bed until closer to 11:00 (I was awake before then, I was just enjoying how comfortable my bed is). Then my trekking poles were sucking...and then...and then... In the end I got out the door by 12:50 and headed up the canyon. I had decided earlier that I should explore Tony Grove. I've hiked and biked there before, and its absolutely beautiful, and I've heard that its a nice place to snowshoe. However, I also had a sneaking suspicion that the road would be closed. And it was, but not in an obvious way (a gate, for example, would have been an obvious way to close that road), so I took it. Turns out Gus and I went snowmobiling. It went something like this.
Gus and I had just turned onto the road that lead to Tony Grove. There were big trucks with trailers attached to them all along the road. I thought, "Bummer, this is where the snowmobilers are." Then I came upon a big pile of snow on the road. However, there were tracks all over the snow pile, suggesting it could be overcome. I thought to myself "I don't want to hike 7 miles along a road, I'd rather drive." So I went for it.
Well, turns out the snow was piled there for a reason, but I jumped it. First we were flying, then were landing. As we pressed forward a top 2 feet of snow I got the feeling we shouldn't be there. It was a multiple use zone, but I don't think automobile driving was one of those uses.
After we turned around and made it back over the hill (which was far less traumatic, I got the nagging feeling something was wrong. Every time I tapped my breaks my radio shut off. I'd had this problem before, and it signaled something was wrong with the connection to the battery. Going back a little farther in time, there was a point when Gus's battery was held in place by a metal bar. However, at that point in time I wasn't really good at removing the corrosion from my battery, so eventually the bar snapped in half because of the corrosion. Since then the battery has kind of been floating free.
Back to the present: free floating batteries and free-flying Gus don't mix well. One of the wires on the positive battery terminal came clean off. ***Quick Note: Gus is my truck. I don't usually talk to him, or hear his replies...but sometimes when I'm lonely, or drawing something in Paint.
Gus was still running, but I knew that if I killed the engine I wouldn't be able to start it again. So I pressed on, opting to just scout out the canyon for good spots to snowshoe (they're easy to find, look for places with lots of cars pulled off to the side, but no trailers). I found several areas I wanted to try later and was heading back disappointed. But then I started feeling like a should stop. I have no good excuse for why I was feeling this way. However, my gut was telling me everything would be fine, so I stopped by a turn off near Tony Grove and killed the engine. And it wouldn't restart. I couldn't get any radio noise. I couldn't even get the "your keys are in the ignition and your door is open" buzz. I thought "Way to go gut. Why did you tell me it would be okay?"
I think most of the idea came out of the fact that I just didn't want to call it a day. I just needed to get something done with it. I had been moderately productive all week and would have felt like a douche if I just sat around my apartment all afternoon. I only snowshoed for about an hour. I kept thinking that I should get back down to the road around the same time as everyone from Beaver Mountain was coming down so I could hitch a ride (also, I thought hitching would be safest during the daylight, when there was a better chance drivers would see me and pick me up, rather than hit me). I also had this nagging feeling that maybe I could get Gus to start again, but that wouldn't be an option if the battery drained.

The moral of this story is that I was able to get Gus started, I jammed that broken wire into the battery hard enough for it to stick while I turned the engine over. I felt good about that. Then I went home, napped, made a tasty corn and broccoli chowder and bought a new battery cable. No failure for me that day.

The part of the story where I my faith in humanity was renewed happened today. I was outside trying to figure out how I would replace the battery cable and not really understanding the instructions when a stranger came by and asked if I wanted some help. At that point I had decided to clean off my terminals really well and tape the wire back together so I could drive it down and have my dad take care of it. However, because he was being so nice and offering help I said "Well, do you know how to replace battery cables?" He didn't, but he did help me pry off my positive battery terminal, clean it off, and pry off the broken wire connector. He then drove me down to Checker to buy a new connector, and put on that new connector. This whole thing took about half an hour. 30 minutes this guy could have spent talking with his friend inside, but instead he spent it outside helping a stranger. Oh, and his friend came outside to join in on the fun. It was amazing. Every time he offered to do something else I was like "Are you sure you don't have something else to do?" And they were like "No, not really." And, as an added bonus, this guy explained to me everything he was doing and didn't over-step the boundary of his knowledge. That never happens.

Here's Gus, safe and sound and loving life (during our little Southern Utah vacation)
The only problem with this story is that his name is Clark, which isn't a bad thing, but every time he did something I wanted to say "Beauty, Clark" because I watch dorky movies like Strange Brew, and I'm a bit of a jerk.

So there it is, I succeeded in doing something with my Saturday, and I have faith that my truck will start tomorrow. Yeah me! Yeah strangers!

***Also, I finally got the videos from my vacation to upload if you wanna listen to me meandering thoughts, its a few posts below this though.
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Friday, January 2, 2009

I'm Feeling Resolved

So every year I think that maybe I won't set any New Year's Resolutions, but then I think of something. I have a few this year, and they seem downright managable.
1. I am going to say "I mean to..." less and DO more. It's a little wishy-washy for a resolution, but I feel good about it.
2. Use my passport at least once. I imagine I can manage this by going to Canada over the summer, but my dreams go far beyond that. And if I have to stall out this summer working on my thesis then y'all can plan on joining me for a tropical winter adventure (I'm thinking Honduras).
3. Use my bike more. I'm thinking that if I just think about it enough I'll want to ride it more. Either way, biking is the most efficient means of human powered transporation, and while I don't always love efficiency, it could be fun.

So there it is, all the things I intend to do this year. Now I just have to figure out something to give up for Lent. I figure the New Year is the time for action, while Lent is the time for abstinence, call me crazy, but it makes sense to me.

Now here are some pictures from New Years. I spent it with the family. It was low key, but cool.




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Becka's Epic Southern Utah Adventure

Well, I got back from my Plan B adventure a few days ago, and its time to share the pictures. Instead of visiting the list of places I listed previously, I ended up spending two days at Bryce Canyon National Park, driving through the north part of the Grand Staircase Escalante National Monument, driving past Kodachrome Basin State Park, hiking a bit of Escalante State Park, and dabbling in the awesomeness of Capitol Reef National Park. I decided that instead of sticking to an intinerary I should just go where it felt good, and I was totally right for doing so. I saw a lot of awesomeness. I took a lot of pictures, I'll try to keep it to just the pertinent ones.
This is a bit of the view. All those columns are called Hoodoos. They formed because naturally acidic rainfall wears away limestone, but mostly because of freezing and thawing of water in and around the Hoodoos. Here are me and my snow shoes. The picture is a bit askew because my tripod (which was a bipod at that particular moment) was hanging from a tree. Anyways, I snowshoed around a portion of the rim of the canyon then down into the canyon, which was amazing! I think I've named the snowshoes Omberto and Viseli, at least for now.
Here's an awesome tree I stumbled on in the bottom of the canyon. I think trees that grow in conditions like that are totally B.A.
I grabbed lunch at the base of one of those Hoodoos, it was cool. Paiute legend says that the Hoodoos were once the Legend People, who were ravens and coyotes and other animals, but looked like people. They were a bad people and were frozen in place, some standing, some sitting, some leaning on each other, and you can see them like that now (this is paraphrasing, but I think I got it mostly right). Before the sandstone becomes a Hoodoo it usually forms bridges or arches. I tried to frame myself in one, mostly I just succeeded in looking like a geek.
My second night there I managed to start a fire. Yeah me! I managed to boil several quarts of water and to heat up a can of soup, it was awesome.
I spent a good portion of my time in the bathroom at the campground using this radiator to warm up my feet and food. Here it is warming up breakfast. I love that radiator.
After leaving Bryce Canyon I took UT 12 intending to hit a few of the state parks along the way. Here I am at Escalante State Park. I found this sign amusing. The park had little nature guides to narrate the hike I snowshoed. Turns out the same minerals responsible for the Painted Desert (or as I prefer to call it, "The Land of the Sleeping Rainbows") are responsible for petrifying wood. Cool.
I found some petrified wood underneath the snow, thought I'd point out just how scared it looks. I got a little lost on this trail, but the magic of hiking it in snowshoes was that I was able to see exactly where I had been and find my way back. I suppose I wasn't really lost at all.
The views from the highway were freaking amazing! I took the scenic way, driving whatever speed I deemed appropriate because there wasn't anyone in front of or behind me. It just doesn't get any better than that. There were a number of side roads I wanted to take (namely Hole in the Rock Road and Hell's Backbone Road), but they'll have to wait for another day. Eventually I made it to Capitol Reef National Park.
Capitol Reef is a park around the Waterpocket Fold, the best example of a monocline in the world. This wrinkle in the Earth's crust was formed via a tectonic collision. More recent forces of wind and water have hollowed out solution spots, which I found moderatly comfortable to sit in.
There are uranium mines all over the southwest portion of the state. This one here was actually another type of mine before uranium became important. Turns out they used to mix uranium sediments in with water to treat rheumatoid arthritis. Brutle.
I took a few short hikes, but mostly drove through it. I must go back, it looks this awesome from the road, imagine what the backcountry looks like! I managed to get out of the park just before sunset, and here's the view I left with. This is the west face of the Waterpocket fold. It's really hard to capture on a camera just how epic all the views are, but I highly recommend everyone go visit.
So, while my vacation was solitary and cold, it was more fun than anything else. I got a bit of pondering done, saw some epic views and traveled some wonderous roads. I'll be back sometime in the summer for some more desert adventures. I just love that whole area. I just have to make it through a few more months of school.


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Where I've Been and What I Thought About It

***I started this blog first, it finished last. It took for freaking ever to upload videos. I might rethink this mode of communication in the future. I realize I went on the vacation several weeks ago, but I couldn't give up on the silly videos I made, so here they are.

So I spent a few days in Southern Utah last week, and it was marvelous. I thought I'd do a little video recording because there was so much I wanted to share with y'all that I just couldn't capture with a camera. Please excuse the 'cold face' I have in most of it, it was below freezing for a good portion of the time.

Here's my commentary on my first day out.


Here's a look at some of the views from Bryce Canyon National Park. You can't really see what I'm pointing out (I think it's time for a new camera), but hopefully it conveys the awesomeness of what I was seeing. Also, if you listen closely you might be able to hear this Asian family singing, they drove up to this spot with some hymn books and started serenading the canyon, which is freaking awesome!



Some thoughts from Escalante State Park



The sheer awesomeness of Capitol Reef National Park!


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